Archives for January 2016

Anonymous donation to fund third study into premature awakening from hibernation

The President and Governors of the University of West Terrier are pleased to announce that a third study into the causes of premature awakening from hibernation has been made possible through a donation made anonymously to the University through the Foundation for the Study of Premature Awakening

This deadly affliction continues to grow in incidence, devastating families in The Park’s hibernating communities. Through outreach programmes via the Foundation, Park Animals have received support and financial assistance. The reasons for this scourge require much further study, however, if we are to prevent further devastation of our hibernating communities.

This new, thirty-six-month project will begin in May 2016. Further announcements will be made regarding the project’s leaders and venues.

The University is deeply grateful for the funding and wishes to thank the anonymous donor whose generosity and empathy knows no bounds. We are confident that your generous donation will save countless lives and your effort on behalf of hibernators will become a shining example of the power of interspecial caring.

C. Astrid H. Ant, head of Ant Security and Intelligence Service (ASIS) to speak at annual Open House on Friday, January 29

The President and Governors of the University of West Terrier are pleased to announce that C. Astrid H. Ant, head of The Park’s Ant Security and Intelligence Service (ASIS) will speak at the University’s annual Open House on January 29, 2015.

Ant will speak in place of Raymond H. Mink, who postponed his UWT engagement after he was chosen Chief Archon for 2016.

Ant will talk about the importance of education and the rôle that higher education plays in investigative police work and in the maintenance of interspecial harmony in general. We look forward to welcoming C. Astrid H. Ant and we thank her for accepting our invitation at such short notice. We invite all Park residents to attend the talk and to discover the world of the University of West Terrier.

Annual Open House • 29 January 2016

Snacks, beverages, and brochures will be available from 12:00 until 20:30

Raymond H. Mink, Park’s Chief Officer of Peace, to speak at annual Open House January 29

Announcement
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The President and Governors of the University of West Terrier are pleased to announce that Raymond H. Mink, The Park’s Chief Officer of Peace, will speak at the University’s annual Open House on January 29, 2016.

Mink will talk about the importance of education and the rôle that higher education plays in the maintenance of peace, order, and interspecial harmony. We look forward to welcoming Mink and we invite all Park residents to attend the talk and to discover the world of the University of West Terrier.

Annual Open House • 29 January 2016

Snacks, beverages, and brochures will be available from 12:00 until 20:30